I want to meet Cameron Purdy ;-) Who do you want to meet?

Partially because of the good discussions on TSS about Coherence and the knowledge he has, but mostly because of this recent presentation. It's about "The Top 10 Ways to Botch Enterprise Java Application Scalability and Reliability". I've enjoyed the video very much and laughed several times so loud my colleague looked up. Cameron made a joke every 30 secs - noone laughed in the audience though I found them all funny.

Meeting Cameron - well no chance - I know - and I wouldn't know what to say.

Others I'd like to meet are above all Crazy Bob for Dynaop (and Guice), Cedric for his stand on dynamic languages and Rickard of course.

Whom do you want to meet and why?